Christmas Diaper

So I'm in a hurry to get to a Christmas Party that a bunch of my friends are hosting. But you see I'm babysitting two little girls and I can't just leave them at home. Right? RIGHT! So I got special permission to bring the two little girls Molly 4 and Mo Mo 2. Mo Mo is the cutest baby in the world and is my little sponge of knowledge! So on the way to the party, Mo Mo decides to bring out the doom of all diapers. I mean it smelled so bad my eyes were watery, I nearly ran off the road. It was that bad. It was like an elephant spewed out rotten fish and goat meat. I mean my GOD!

So when we get there, my eyes are so red and everything is blurry the window wasn't even able to vacuum out the retched smell. I nearly passed out from lack of air, that when my friend Jack got to the car to help the girls out he shouted, "Dear GOD on Earth WTF is that smell!" I smacked him upside the head for bad language in front of the girls that when I opened the door to the back seat Mo Mo was sitting in, her eyes were all wide and innocent. I took advantage of her expression and said to Jack, "The Mo Mo is innocent!"

Jack looks up at me a little confused, "Is that what that is? My god that child needs to see a doctor or something!" I turn to Mo Mo and gave her an expression to imitate. She squints up at Jack and I like she's glaring and I say, "Are you accusing the Mo Mo of a stinky diaper?" Jack shakes his head no, and Mo Mo looks up at him squinting and we both shake our fist at him, "Then you will suffer the wrath of Mo Mo for falsely accusing her of a stinky diaper!"

I unbuckle her out of her car seat and hand her to Jack. "Whalah you are now her victim and will change her diaper with scented candles and sugar cookies!" Mo Mo smiled behind her pacifier and was air lifted into the house.


The end! haha